Air Traffic Control's Best Dad Jokes

I was in a briefing the other day, and someone threw out, ‘Why did the airplane get sent to its room?’ Because it had a bad altitude! These little puns lighten the stress around here, but I’m curious — what’s the funniest aviation joke you’ve heard lately? Let’s hear them.

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