Air Traffic Control humor, anyone

Ever hear a pilot joke about their landing gear? It hit me during a shift last week when a guy said, ‘I prefer my landings like my coffee: smooth and no turbulence!’ Sometimes laughter is the best way to handle pressure up there. What jokes have you heard that keep the mood light in high-stress situations?

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